Sunday, November 30, 2008

CHEMICAL LOCHA


When asked to define 'love' people turn Tagore or Keats . Some would go on to answer it's something from the heart. Few would start ' well its like if you are getting attached with somebody's gestures , like smiles , and many more then it's 'love' else 'factuation' or 'lust'.

Now there are a few interesting things about all these 'love' club members . first , every one will know these terms 'love' 'lust' and 'factuation' , even if their english is rusty. And the second , everybody will have their own definition for all these .


And me ?? .. i feel it's all chemical locha !! . Had it not been for the harmones , none would have had this feeling of 'love' ... Why then does a bull not fall in love with a cow? (it never tries to impress!!) .... And the basis of differentiation , it's one's conscience , nothing else .


The song " mera dil bhi itna pagal hain .. ye pyar toh tumse karta hain " should have been like " mere harmones bhi itne asarda hain ... ye pyar toh tumse karvate hain "

Funny but admirable , my friends have had commitments worth mention .

Parlok .... such a chweet boy , cho chy !! ... never even dared to call his girlfriend 'darling' or atleast 'dear' . Confused , ended up calling her 'moti' though she was so lean . imagine their talks

" Moti !! make it fast !! we are getting late for the movie "

" ya parlok , a few minutes more "


Bandan , i rem , had a sweet love story . He met this girl at a symposium ,got to talk to her again and again , fell to her politeness . And everyday before we boarded the bus he would buy a cadbury to share with her in college . what a chemical locha !! . But the thing about him that really left me speechless was that one day when we were relaxing on our house roof ,bandan told me that he couldnot afford to continue it and needed to be focused on his career . I felt he was another loser , but he proved me wrong .


Kaurav and Ranbaxy had a great time too . Ranbaxy would address kaurav saying " aji , oji , haan ji ". I initially misunderstood it , thought that this was her way of addressing people . Dint want to appreciate it , could not criticise it . I feared that if we ever happen to hang out for a movie , and incase she were to call me aloud

" ji late ho rahe hain , movie chalu hone pe hain "

... gash!! i avoided !! ... but then , when the vey simila moment arrived , though i lost a beat , she called out

" oye ! kahan tha , movie chalu hone pe hain "

oye!!! ...

" phew ! public me watt toh nahi lagi... bach gaya !! "

I realised , it was her way of refering to kaurav . Though funny , i still admire it .

Pishab and Munnimita !! ... Pishab though being fair and rational had peculiar tough times . Well he had to spend much of his time driving away miscreants. " Dude ! you really need a veerappan moustache " .
Ashant and Kablasha !! .. the JHAs !! ... my goodness!! ... Am sure Ashant wants a girl as righteous girl as good as SITA or SAVITRI ... Somebody tell him that he needs to be as good as RAM for that !! .
Chemical locha !! surely kept so many things happening in my circle , very small above narrated examples testify to it. Unfotunately, many were not lucky to have sweet times like all those mentioned above had .

And , the song "mera dil bhi " better be as it is !! ...




PS : NAMES CHANGED FOR THE SAFETY OF THE WRITER :)






2 comments:

Neo said...

lolz....
preety gud one....
and ya i agree its nothing but hormonal changes.....
we may think wrong...
but noone has proved our theory wrong so far....

and "PS : NAMES CHANGED FOR THE SAFETY OF WRITER :)"

lolz....nothing abt the characters??? he he...

sankibaba said...

hmmm.. well said buddy continue ur good show . hope ur supply of ideas shall never come to end. i fully support..pyar vyar kuch na hove heh.. sab hormones ka lafhda heh biddu!!