This is the way thausands and thausands of college goers light their weekend lamp . And this habit is seldom appreciated , infact it actually is criticised and looked down upon . But then there are things about this , that is worth a watch ...
Imagine , if you were to fix a hidden camera in a bachelor's residence . So when the anxiety knock's the door , every body would start up
" dude !! long time since we had our thirst quenched "
"ya ! you are right !! .... i had a tough time in coll ...need to unwind !! "
" me too ..."
Eventually the decided hour closes in . After an evening stroll , guys rush for an evening shower. when LMN happened to ask PQR to share his towel
"buddy can i borrow your towel "
" ya buddy . . . how can i turn you down ... close friends , right ??!! "
Now , all is ready ... sip after sip goes in , few gulp it ... and then the talks begin
"Sssscoundrrrrrelllllllll !!!!! .... how dareee ! you use my towel ... what close friends ?? ... does that mean that i have to smell your crap in my towel .... i want it washed ... !!! "
" who the hellllll ..... saley!! "
Few , who for whole the week pretended to be a caring guy for a gal , call her up
" yar julie . . . you are so sweet .... dont get me wrong .... i love you ... dont think that i am drunk .. i love you "
" so you boozed "
... ( disconnect) ... redial ... ( number busy ) ....
And ,few guys fail to differentiate between a guy and a gal . Guy , such , would catch hold of a mate and then start pouring out all their feelings
" yar !! those guys trouble me a lot ... i feel so un - appreciated "
" buddy !! come on!! you are a man ... walk with you chest wide spread "
Few with some very peculiar cries
" donno why !! but i feel nobody likes me ... do you like me ?? temme ?? "
" well ... a a a ... mm mm mm "
" dont prentend ... see !! even you dont !! "
" !! "
Slowly the drink start taking tolls ... one after the other , guys drop down .
In the morning guys get up to see things all so hapazard . It's all like guys lying over the other , war veterans !! .. slowly the night's drama unfolds pretended dramas revealed . So many acts get heads go down with shame .... And then , the remorse ... lets booze again !!
patiala peg lagake .. teri gali vich ake , sab sudh budh hosh gavake , dewana, main pagal ,
main talli ... main talli .. main talli ho gaya "
2 comments:
and the cleaning of pukes in the morning....
Thats the worst part...
Yuk
dude .. i tried to restrict myself in describing ...it's only the sensored rediculous part , that i wanted to present ... even you know that people dont jus remain to tis limit ...
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