TERRORISM : RISE OF SIN

Pakistan seems to be seeing the worst possible times . More and more people are indulging into terroristic activities . The indulgence has become so high that it's similar to the craze for a MBA degree in India , among youth . And , in the society , a terrorist seems to be respected as a civil service officer . Such has turned the case that it seems every ambitious child dreams of becoming one . And the result of such desires -

guys eating at a resturaunt , not satisfied with the dishes served , rush to the owner ... boom!! bombed!! ... unable to bear the death of hero in the movie ... boom!! bombed !! ... angry for being abused by the teacher .. boom !! bombed !! ...

So , the karachi sensex would show a reading , for the bomb manufacturing company ' LB - lashkar Bombs ' ,

day1 LB - 259 , day 2 LB- 332 , day 3 LB- 447 ......

Every pakistani would be eager to buy shares of these bomb manufacturers !!

It would be of no surprise if a caught terrorist comes out with an story like

"A nation wide examination CATIIT ( common admission test for International Institute of Terrorism) is held anually . Nearly half of youth in Pakistan appear for the examination . And after a few months Central counselling is organized following the result declaration. Courses offered are

course 1 - Bachelor in terrorism across India ( B.TAI)

course 2 - Bachelor in terrorism across West ( B.TAW)

Boys earlier used to choose B.TAW because the companies recruiting were MNCs . Working with such firms helped excelling faster . Also the pay given by these companies are very high . Dream companies like 'Al-QAEDA international LTD ' offerred international postings across UK and US ... in short cosmopolitan life , high salary , and huge respect .

But now the situation has changed after the 'collapse of terror-nomy' .. its not at all worthy , infact quite risky .. no job security , life risk . Also , if caught then ...HELL !!

So , most of all those who are applying have resorted to B.TAI . The companies recruiting dont pay much , but then there is job security ,... life risk ?? - not at all !! cause if caught then shall be enjoying free meals , lodging , medication and media attention as long as in detention and then if co-employees organize a hostage situation then will be able to return back to see their beloved ones , else will be pardoned by the Govt. of India , thanks to the pressure of Opposition and NGOs . "

Wondering about these bombs , one day it could surface that people apply for BL - bombing license , in Pakistan . First a Learner's License and then after a month the BL ...

And when police happens to catch a person bombing ... he would perturb to ask

" license please!! "