Sunday, May 24, 2009

THE UNPAID 4 TO 9 : JOB DRAMA 2

If i and Rimpy had such a time , so did others have .


  • When NAVEEN , took charge , he would begin self warm-up . More than getting to know about the family , he attended , he preferred to narrate his own story . And the job left for the family was just to nod , or to say ... " well done !! " ... " that's great !!" .

so the conversation would be like

" welcome to exciting holidays . How are you guys doing ?? "
" thank you ... we are doing just fine ... "
" Sir, I am J NAVEEN KUMAR . Did my engg . from SATHYABAMA "
" good"
" MY father is with ESSAR group "
" that's nice "
" I am planning to do my post-graduation , from the US "
" that is a great idea "

"... ... ..... ... ...... .. ..... .... ..... ..... "

" aha !! "
"... ... ..... ... ...... .. ..... .... ..... ..... "
" thats fine "

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"... ... ..... ... ...... .. ..... .... ..... ..... "
" you are doing a great work , my best wishes for your future "

" thank u sir "

Warm up Finished !!
....this is why it deserves to be called a self warm-up ...

and this warm up .. with every family ...

  • While Rimpy handled things with outpours of ' Ha ha ' , JOHN used his weapon
" Right Sir .. Right !! "


So when he began
" Welcome to Exciting holidays , once again ... How are you guys doing ?"
" thank you . We are doing fine "
" Right Sir ... Right !! "
" !!! "
"Sir What do you do ? "
" am running a retail outlet at Adhajan "

" Right Sir .. Right !! "

" !!! "


  • ANNU , always cheerful , smiling her famous 'ee-ee-ee' smile , always had a soft and sweet conversation . She would just make the family feel pleasant and that is why i called her work as smile talk.
" Welcome to Exciting Holidays . Kaise ho aap log ? .. ee-ee-ee ... "
" thank you , all is fyn "
" So what do you Mr. XYZ ? .. ee-ee-ee ... "
" I am a Director "
" ee-ee-ee ... Director !! .. ee-ee-ee .. You Make Movies ?? .. Which one did you make ? ..
"ee-ee-ee "
" Movies !! "

Well , unfortunately she had to pay a heavy price for making such a ... ( better unsaid ) .
At the end , that family bursted in anger and while leaving claimed that Annu's IQ was zero , and adviced our manager not hire such people .
This made us burst into laughter ... even annu laughed !! ... and may be our manager Mr. BLUFFMASTER claimed it rightly " ANNU's brain developed weeks after she was born " ..

Well , well , well .. rumours had that the reason behind his such a comment was not job oriented . And that while Mr. BLUFFMASTER and Ms . PEPSODENT DHUSHOOM DHUSHOOM where carrying out their Mohabbat - e - jung on the upper floor outlet , with shutters pulled down , ANNU walked in , to interrupt , saying that there was phone call for Ms. PEPSODENT DHUSHOOM DHUSHOOM to attend ...

SHOOT !! She jus spoiled the mood and curtained show , in halfway !!


  • when SAHIL started his show .. it was just short of an earthquake ..
" BOOM BADAAAM .. DHUROOOM DHARAAAM !! "

Intensity of his voice , his vigour and the RAVANA like laughter , all together made the creator of earthquakes feel ashamed !!Our Managers should understand this . They should at least get seat-belts to the chair , his families rested on .

  • GAURAV , had his own charms , he gets excited to see families with children . He , then quickly associates himself with the kids and then resume calling the Man and the Wife
" Uncle Aunty "

One more thing that is quite interesting about him is that he seems to know almost every other family he attends . Even if not every member of the family , he surely knows the Man of the family
.. I jus wonder what kind of people have terms with every kind of people .. better say MAn ;-) ...

Shut Up !! DJ , you dirty mind Devil !!! .. lol !!






PS : TIME TO GET UNDERGROUND

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