While fun was at its peak , so was the job and its requirements . We were required to attend families , give them a presentation for membership . And .. when failed to make them members ... mental harassment ...
The first family that i attended was a disaster . We were given the training . Explained how the families are lured to the office ... Well , its simple !! callcenters called up these families and invited them saying
" Sir / Ma'am ... congratulations , you have won a free gift from our company for the coupon you filled at so and so location . Would you please spare an hour to collect the gift "
Well the real story about these was that they never ever filled any coupon . Unattentive , they dont remember that . Then the other interesting part was that our managers strictly gave intructions to the callcenters , to not to invite any comissioned officer , like cops , and anyone from press ... the question is " WHY ??? " .
And then when these families came in . They were given presentation by us , the consultants .
We were actually trained to fool these families . Block their minds , make them dream , and feel a loss , which wasn't actually , if they were not becoming a member . Well the work was that
when a family came in , one of the member was asked to fill up a form , seeking job description , car and credit card used and a few more things . These information had two uses . First , to set the criteria for paying the callcenters and the other to trigger a warm-up .
Well the consultant's part began with the warm-up ( informal talks ) then the warm-up of the product and introduction to the company and a few more procedures explaining the membership with a few intervals of manager's work namely pre-marketing , where in the gift is explained, and marketing , wherein pricing is done ,and doubt clarification .
In the process , we did many things immoral ... pinch them , hurt their sentiments ... and every possible things to get them into pocket . Shamefull !!
And then when these families came in . They were given presentation by us , the consultants .
We were actually trained to fool these families . Block their minds , make them dream , and feel a loss , which wasn't actually , if they were not becoming a member . Well the work was that
when a family came in , one of the member was asked to fill up a form , seeking job description , car and credit card used and a few more things . These information had two uses . First , to set the criteria for paying the callcenters and the other to trigger a warm-up .
Well the consultant's part began with the warm-up ( informal talks ) then the warm-up of the product and introduction to the company and a few more procedures explaining the membership with a few intervals of manager's work namely pre-marketing , where in the gift is explained, and marketing , wherein pricing is done ,and doubt clarification .
In the process , we did many things immoral ... pinch them , hurt their sentiments ... and every possible things to get them into pocket . Shamefull !!
- The day i gave my first presentation ... disaster!! ... immediately after i had finished i turned so weak , that i cunt even utter a word , could not smile , to the least ... In my office , i have always been known as silent and serious . But that day , i must have seemed like a rat !! ..
" HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE "
meaing " until victory , always " .. kept ringing in my ears ... different story , all together .
Well what had actually happened was that when i begani started " welcome to Exciting Holidays" .. well i was expected to talk and have a kind of warm-up with the family . The couple was newly married . I asked them " where did you go for honeymoon . they replied " shimla" .. " okay " i replied .
I had this special tool , the " okay " .. I never bothered to listen or care for the answer ... Put up a question and then think of another . But when i failed to think of a new question , while answer was given out , to avoid a lull .. I used to
I surrendered and said " sorry ! this is my first experience , please dont mind me "
And may be because of this they spared me when i asked them
Well what had actually happened was that when i begani started " welcome to Exciting Holidays" .. well i was expected to talk and have a kind of warm-up with the family . The couple was newly married . I asked them " where did you go for honeymoon . they replied " shimla" .. " okay " i replied .
I had this special tool , the " okay " .. I never bothered to listen or care for the answer ... Put up a question and then think of another . But when i failed to think of a new question , while answer was given out , to avoid a lull .. I used to
nodd my head and utter " Achcha ... Achchchchaaaa !! "
and used to swing my chair or nodd it too ... !!
and then a new question , and it is put forth .
So when the answer " Shimla " was given .. I , nervous , asked themand used to swing my chair or nodd it too ... !!
and then a new question , and it is put forth .
" so where will you guys go for the next honey moon ? "
... more than me , one should have had a look on their face ..
And then , all of a sudden i remebered my mother's saying " beta ! honesty is the best policy "I surrendered and said " sorry ! this is my first experience , please dont mind me "
And may be because of this they spared me when i asked them
" how many kids do u have ?"
when i was supposed to keep in mind that they were newly married couple ..
The Family since , poorly uttered was not even regarded properly by our managers and PEPSODENT dhushoom dhushoom !! just drove them away treating badly . Her rude treatment turned me real nervous , cause they retaliated and i had to face their temper and abuse . Though , the family before leaving said me that it wasn't my fault .
Soon , we were too realise that this nature of PEPSODENT dhushoom dhushoom , which cause heavy havocs in the office with many a times familes , our customers , just bursting anf firing ..
Well , she can be forgiven this faults of her could not be completely blamed on her
when i was supposed to keep in mind that they were newly married couple ..
The Family since , poorly uttered was not even regarded properly by our managers and PEPSODENT dhushoom dhushoom !! just drove them away treating badly . Her rude treatment turned me real nervous , cause they retaliated and i had to face their temper and abuse . Though , the family before leaving said me that it wasn't my fault .
Soon , we were too realise that this nature of PEPSODENT dhushoom dhushoom , which cause heavy havocs in the office with many a times familes , our customers , just bursting anf firing ..
Well , she can be forgiven this faults of her could not be completely blamed on her
- might be , her background .. quite uncivilized one !!
- may be due to certain mental problems
whatever !!
- RIMPY !! .. lol !! .. The day she gave her first presentation
she began howling " Jo Bole So nihal Sat Sri Akal "
And then she began . Colleagues sitting close to her table just could not resist bursting into laughter .
She started with the procedure ,. Talks less and spends most of her time laughing. This was too avoid short warm up . When ever a little smile worthy joke would sprout she would laugh heavily .. look here and there , show to managers that she's bringing good amount of laughter , which she was required to do ...and .. and .. 5 minutes passed !! ..
she the great head ... interrupts and says " just a minute , i'll continue this in a minute i actually forgot to tell that ... " result - family puzzled !!
Once , when she started to show a set of snaps , which we usually said were of Mrs. Pathak's , a fair lie ... She , almost threw the snaps on them , and said in a heavy voice
She started with the procedure ,. Talks less and spends most of her time laughing. This was too avoid short warm up . When ever a little smile worthy joke would sprout she would laugh heavily .. look here and there , show to managers that she's bringing good amount of laughter , which she was required to do ...and .. and .. 5 minutes passed !! ..
And then , the systematic procedure .. she seldom mis-presented .
She would begin with something and realize that she missed something , when she realized thisshe the great head ... interrupts and says " just a minute , i'll continue this in a minute i actually forgot to tell that ... " result - family puzzled !!
Once , when she started to show a set of snaps , which we usually said were of Mrs. Pathak's , a fair lie ... She , almost threw the snaps on them , and said in a heavy voice
" Ye Bathroom "
... !! Thanks to Almighty they dint pee in their pants !! ...
And for all these when we were pointed out about our mistakes
... !! Thanks to Almighty they dint pee in their pants !! ...
And for all these when we were pointed out about our mistakes
- i kept silence and made direct eye contact
- whereas Rimpy .. all " he he ha ha " .. just laughed , and laughed .. and laughed !!And when asked for the reason later on ,she told she was shying ... what a way of shying !! .. jai sardarni !!
PS : GOD SAVE ME FROM RIMPY !!
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